While news on the upcoming Tokyo 2021 Olympics has been quiet, The Wet Beaver has learned that porn production company Vivid Entertainment has made an offer to International Olympic Committee (IOC) Vice President Dick Pound for a role in a hardcore film. As soon as this news was confirmed, Reddit and Twitter users wasted no time flooding the internet with suitable titles, such as “Hard Dick Pounding the Back Door” and “Xtreme Olympiad XXX”.
The IOC expressed no concerns that their reputation would be tarnished because it can’t be any worse than taking bribes from Qatar and they don’t give a shit about their reputation anyways.
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