Chicago native George Johnson has a small penis and he is angry. He exclusively uses private stalls in public washrooms to avoid the chance of enduring any smirks while standing at a urinal. He was shamed into removing his Snapchat account when he became the butt of jokes among users who had seen his dick pic. So when his membership application to the National Small Penis Association was declined, he was reminded that there is no compassion for his lifetime of falling “short” of expectations. This rejection is yet another insult to injury for Johnson, who feels that being black makes it even more challenging. “It’s one thing for a white guy or an Asian guy to have a small dick but when people get intimate with me they expect to ride a big black snake”, he says. “They don’t realize that black snakes come in all sizes and mine happens to be teacup size.” He says, “A black man with a small dick is like an Asian man who is bad at math.”
He has since filed a class action lawsuit against the organization, whose stated mission is “to enhance the self esteem of small-penis, law abiding WHITE guys”.
“The fact that Mr. Johnson was denied membership based on racial stereotypes is a violation of his rights as a small-penis black man,” says his lawyer. “My client is entitled to as much compassion as other small-penis men”.
The National Small Penis Association has declined our request for comment on this issue.
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