The Chief Medical Officer of Big Wood County, Dr. Ted Seuss, is calling for the destruction of all 5G network towers on the grounds that the underlying cause of the illnesses observed by doctors is cellular, which has been verified by medical scientists. The true origins of COVID-19 has been a hotly contentious topic causing unprecedented public debate and denial. “I’m furious because for years they’ve criticized me for rejecting the climate change theory”, says public health critic Buck Miller. “Now these same hypocrites are denying real threats to human health like 5G”.
Dr. Seuss’ orders have been met with hostility from the highly profitable telecommunications industry.
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